Episode 17

As Mary Jean Iron once said, “let me hold you while I may, for it may not always be so”. With this final podcast you may feel an inexplainable weight lifted off your shoulders, a desire to smile and laugh again that you haven’t felt in months. Why, it may seem that the very trees themselves are dancing with joy! This isn’t true, and you should stop sniffing bathroom cleaner. Still, our final show went down much better than anyone could have expected, with over three seperate people listening in, several of which weren’t us. It was a fitting farewell to the year, which the union staff decided to commemorate through a sudden drop in the suicide rate, a touching gesture which served to remind us what it’s all about. With this wrapped up me and Oscar are now looking forward to putting our many talents towards other projects, such as paddling, or holding up Golf Sale signs along St. Mary’s Street. If you happen to see us do say hello, but try not to distract Oscar too much, he’s pushing himself as it is. 

This week: All the features return for an extra-length final show: pimped out legs, beefed up pidgeons, Sesame Street orgies and Oscar clashes with St. Peter at the gates of heaven.

Listen to it here:
Download Farewell Special (Episode 17)

It’s All News to Me

1) Winged cat found in china
2) Man dressed as Bert murdered by man dressed as Ernie
3) Disbelief as polar bear sends fax
4) Pregnant man expecting second child
5) Photoshoot tragedy as model drowns in tits

And the 2 true stories are: http://cats.about.com/b/2009/05/28/winged-cat-found-in-china.htm and http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/11/13/man.pregnant.again.walters/index.html

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